CREDIT
Create Your Own Reality
Create Your Own
Reality
V
home
@
message
N
theme
About me
visualvexation:

onthesideoftheotters:

johnnyb94:

itsalwaysdarkest—beforethedawn:

slickdeuce:

abnest:

nightshadedusang:

crystalive:

taylorswifthecreator:

new pope

THE GUY IN THE BACK JUST NODS AT THE KID
like, ‘yeah you can totally sit there’

New Pope is the best Pope. He doesn’t hate on everyone who doesn’t conform to his faith. He lets tiny children sit in his big official chair. He poses for selfies. He is a good Pope and I hope he is with us for a long time.

this is actually significant because that isn’t just “the official chair.”
that’s the Holy See.
The Holy See is considered the sovereign of Vatican City. No, seriously.
Every other pope has used a throne for the Holy See. Francis replaced the ornate object with THE SAME CHAIR THAT EVERY OTHER LEADER WHO VISITS THE VATICAN USES. This was an action that created a considerable stir, as one might imagine. It was a significant remark, metaphorically, putting the pope at the same level as every other world leader. No greater a man than his peers.
And after all of that, he sees a little kid run past him and lets him sit in the freaking Holy See.
And no one stops him.
Good man. Best pope.

That kid is living the dream and the Pope is just like “Okay” and the guy in the back is like “Ye kid”

you can just see an old lady in the background gasping at the horror of this little kid sitting in the popes chair


isnt this the pope that said fuck during a speech

and the one who blessed a male stripper’s parrot
and the one who used to be a bouncer
and the one who has washed the feet of prison inmates, women, and Muslims alike
and the one who attends soccer tournaments



I love this man

foodtrucker:

50,000 people on the Internet found my joke funny why aren’t you laughing mom

(Source: foodtrucker, via pizza)

affection-erection:

love blog x
  • parents: you need to go out more
  • parents: you need to exercise more
  • parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
  • parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
  • parents: why are you getting angry

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

(via fortheloveofhulk)

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

(via fortheloveofhulk)

unf-hans:

baelor:

bad lip reading

image

motherfucka you gay

CRYING

(via fortheloveofhulk)

trolliweirdlyawesome:

Bad Fall Fashions. 

clarvoyant:

clarvoyant:

3s10:

clarvoyant:

zac efron came out as bisexual??? I bet corbin bleu him

WHAT?!?!?? When???

during high school musical 2

image

(via among-the-brave)

Whatever I was looking for was always you.

-Rumi (via lunadedoncker)

(Source: fuckyeahrumi, via l0ve-and-lustt)



ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.
Funny girls like you don’t get boyfriends. Funny girls like you get boys who are friends who want to date your boring pretty friends but also have you around to make them laugh.

-(via ibrokemyheart)

(Source: selawa, via ibrokemyheart)